Looking at the front of what passes for my body this morning as I faced the mirror out my bath I was reminded of a few jokes, comments and sayings on diets!

A gentleman knows it is finally time to go on a diet:
-When he cannot see his pride looking down from a standing position any longer even in its full glory.
-When he reads Patton’s Battle of the Bulge with the book propped up on his stomach.
-When he cannot reach his plate on the table from a sitting position.

A lady knows it is finally time to go on a diet:
-When she cannot cross her arms over her chest any longer.
-When she doesn’t know any longer where her breast finishes and where her stomach starts.
-When someone says her stockings are folding although she does not wear any.

A pot belly is :
-A Yokohama tire in Japan.
-A beer tureen in Germany.
-A shock absorbing baloon for a truck driver.
-A weapon for a sumo wrestler.

It is only a start!
Care to add a few!

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