Scary Food Stories: Apples

Note: The “picture” was borrowed but the “stories” are my own!

WILLIAM TELL

William let the quarrel fly.
But Walter who had been too hungry couldn’t resist taking the apple from atop his head to have a bite before replacing it back.
But William’s aim was not true.
The quarrel bounced again the side of the tree behind his son.
The quarrel punched into cruel Albrecht Gessler’s throat with a sickening thud
William pondered: “I won’t need that second quarrel, after all…”

THE WORM IN THE APPLE

The Worm had had a good breakfast inside his apple this morning.
He suddenly felt a need from fresh air.
He poked its head outside the tunnel he had eaten out of its abode.
The sun made in blink.
This was the last thing it remembered before it heard a bird’s gleeful cry: “Worm!”

ADAM’S APPLE

The big apple chunk got stuck behind his Adam’s apple….

SNOW WHITE

The Young Prince bent down to kiss Snow White’s lips.
She woke up all of a sudden with a big hiccup.
A piece of apple shot through from her mouth into her new lover’s mouth.
The Young Prince dropped dead….

DOCTOR’S DELIGHT

One apple a day keeps the Doctor away.
Ten apples a day keeps you locked away (inside the toilets!).

APFELSTRUDEL

The lady customer dubiously looked at the cake.
“What is that cake?” she asked.
The Chef readily answered: “The healthiest apfelstrudel in Wien, my good lady”!
“What is it made of?”, she retorted.
“Apples for vitamins and worms for proteins!”

RECOMMENDED RELATED WEBSITES

So Good Sushi Restaurant in Nice France
Navigating Nagoya by Paige, Shop with Intent by Debbie, BULA KANA in Fiji, Kraemer’s Culinary blog by Frank Kraemer in New York,Tokyo Food File by Robbie Swinnerton, Green Tea Club by Satoshi Nihonyanagi in Shizuoka!, Mind Some by Tina in Taiwan, Le Manger by Camille Oger (French), The Indian Tourist, Masala Herb by Helene Dsouza in Goa, India, Mummy I Can Cook! by Shu Han in London, Pierre.Cuisine, Francescannotwrite, My White Kitchen, Foodhoe, Chucks Eats, Things that Fizz & Stuff, Five Euro Food by Charles,Red Shallot Kitchen by Priscilla,With a Glass, Nami | Just One Cookbook, Peach Farm Studio, Clumsyfingers by Xethia, PepperBento, Hapabento, Kitchen Cow, Lunch In A Box, Susan at Arkonlite, Vegan Lunch Box; Tokyo Tom Baker, Daily Food Porn/Osaka, Only Nature Food Porn, Happy Little Bento, J-Mama’s Kitchen, Cook, Eat, Play, Repeat, Bento Lunch Blog (German), Adventures In Bento, Anna The Red’s Bento Factory, Ohayo Bento,

Must-see tasting websites:

-Sake: Ichi For The Michi by Rebekah Wilson-Lye in Tokyo, Tokyo Through The Drinking Glass, Tokyo Foodcast, Urban Sake, Sake World
-Wine: Palate To Pen, Warren Bobrow, Cellar Tours, Ancient Fire Wines Blog
-Beer: Another Pint, Please!, Beering In Good Mind: All about Craft Beer in Kansai by Nevitt Reagan!
ABRACADABREW, Magical Craftbeer from Japan
-Whisky: Nonjatta: All about whisky in Japan by Stefan Van Eycken
-Japanese Pottery to enjoy your favourite drinks: Yellin Yakimono Gallery

Non gastronomy must-see sites by Shizuoka Residents

HIGHOCTANE/HAIOKU by Nick Itoh in Shizuoka City

HIGHOCTANE/HAIOKU by Nick Itoh in Shizuoka City

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